Anna’s “Amazon” Reviews Of Random Shit: Impossible Whopper

👩🏻 Anna Y. September 3, 2019 Verified Purchase ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Delicious but benefits are questionable With all the hype about the Impossible Burger and how it's supposed to be the "nicotine patch" to sway terrible carnivores like me to a vegan way of life (yeah, not happening), I had to try it. I often enjoy meat… Continue reading Anna’s “Amazon” Reviews Of Random Shit: Impossible Whopper

Anna’s “Amazon” Reviews Of Random Shit: Husband

👩🏻 Anna Y. August 22, 2019 Verified Purchase ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Arrived Late But Worth The Wait! I initially placed my order for a husband roughly 10 years ago. At that time, they sent me a "boyfriend" prototype that was supposed to transform into a husband. Unfortunately, that prototype was missing its empathy chip, which made it… Continue reading Anna’s “Amazon” Reviews Of Random Shit: Husband

Halloween And Me: A Long Complicated Relationship

It's almost Halloween again, and this year I've already decided to forego the costumes and stuff I usually do. Why? Well, I've always had a strange relationship with Halloween, thanks to my terrible religious upbringing, and now once again I find myself being discouraged from having any kind of fun with it because the entire… Continue reading Halloween And Me: A Long Complicated Relationship

Dear NBA Commentators: Please Shut Up About Lebron Already

Yes, we Cavs fans are well aware that what's his face got bored with our midwestern simplicity yet again and jetted off to Hollywood. Don't worry, we haven't forgotten. Why then do you still talk about him constantly while commentating Cavs games that he has nothing to do with? Could you at least respect our… Continue reading Dear NBA Commentators: Please Shut Up About Lebron Already

The Serious Selfie: A Societal Misconception

Like a lot of people, I used to hate pictures of myself back in the olden days when you’d have to fill up your roll of 35 mm film with pictures taken by someone else and then pay to have them developed at the CVS, having no idea what they look like. I was rarely… Continue reading The Serious Selfie: A Societal Misconception

These Are The Top 5 Lies Salespeople Tell (They’re Not What You’d Expect)

I spent several years in the sales game and I was really good at it. It was a great career for a single girl with nothing but time on her hands. Then I met The One, got married, and adopted our two rescue dogs. Suddenly, I had this whole new family to care for, and… Continue reading These Are The Top 5 Lies Salespeople Tell (They’re Not What You’d Expect)

Basketball PTSD Is Real, And I Know Because I’m A Cleveland Fan

I’m from a very rural part of Ohio. The town I lived in was so small it didn’t even have a traffic light and that’s why, when anyone asks where I’m from, I usually reference the closest actual city, which is Cleveland. It’s just easier that way, and I also spent a lot of time… Continue reading Basketball PTSD Is Real, And I Know Because I’m A Cleveland Fan