Two Versions Of Doggy-Friendly Cake For Your Special Fur Kid’s Occasion

I'm basically the dorkiest dog mom on the planet, and one of my biggest struggles is resisting my pups' adorable begging techniques when I'm eating something they want (which is everything, let's be honest...I could be chewing on a clove of raw garlic and they would beg for a bite...not that I would do that… Continue reading Two Versions Of Doggy-Friendly Cake For Your Special Fur Kid’s Occasion

Mom Started Leaving All The Time And I Hate It: By Miles

Hi everyone! It's me, Miles! I haven't been able to talk to you in awhile because my paws for too big for the keyboard and Mom has been busy. She used to stay home with Crackers and I all the time, but now she started leaving again and I don't like it. She comes home… Continue reading Mom Started Leaving All The Time And I Hate It: By Miles

Marriage Victories

I've been married for a year or so, and, because I have a very strange mind that makes me stay up late thinking about all kinds of random shit, I got to thinking about all the things my husband and I have accomplished in our time together (almost 3 years including the time before we… Continue reading Marriage Victories

Dog Mom Life: Diarrhea Everywhere

Diarrhea is funny when you're 12 years old and joking about it. It's not so funny when you have two very spirited dogs in a tiny 1000 square foot apartment and you wake up to diarrhea ALL OVER your living room and dining room floor. And your husband has to work that Saturday so you're… Continue reading Dog Mom Life: Diarrhea Everywhere

My Dogs Understand Consent Better Than A Lot Of Men

I'll be the first to admit that my dogs are far from perfectly trained. They bark at every person, dog, and cat that wanders by our apartment, and if you leave a slice of pizza unattended on a low counter, Miles will steal it in a second and grin while he devours it. When it… Continue reading My Dogs Understand Consent Better Than A Lot Of Men

5 Reasons Dogs Are Better Than People

I’ve dealt with people a lot in my career and my life in general. I’m okay with it, but sometimes (okay, let’s be honest, most of the time) I’d much prefer the company of just my dogs. Dogs are better than people in so many ways. 1. Dogs don’t hold grudges. If you’ve ever inadvertently… Continue reading 5 Reasons Dogs Are Better Than People

People Need To Update Their Thinking On What Constitutes A “Real Job”

It’s come to my attention lately thanks to lots of ignorant trolls online that not all people understand the nature of contract work and the pure beauty of it. “They just sit at home all day, wahhhhhh. They should get a real job!” Cue the eye rolling. I’m here to provide a much-needed PSA on… Continue reading People Need To Update Their Thinking On What Constitutes A “Real Job”