It's the holiday that single people love to hate. Back when I was single, I had an idea for the ultimate Valentines Day bundle for singles: it would contain a large pizza, a box of wine, a box of chocolates, and a punching bag that can be customized with a picture of your ex's face… Continue reading Valentines Day ❤️
Even though we're married now, my husband and I like to celebrate all of our anniversaries because they're all significant to us. Today is January 29, and it's officially been three years since the day we transitioned our friendship into a romantic relationship. The year was 2016, and I had just returned to town from… Continue reading 3-Year Dating Anniversary
Yesterday, in honor of our first entire weekend off together in months (and having a gift card from Christmas), the hubby and I attempted to go out to lunch at a local Applebee's. Lately, millennials have been accused of "killing" old school casual dining chains like Applebee's, but I've always enjoyed going there...until now. Also,… Continue reading The Trusty Old Carolina Ale House
Hi everyone! I haven't been able to tell you any stories lately because Mom has been too busy working to type them for me. I have so much to tell you! First, it got really cold and the rain turned into snow! Dad let me run around in the tennis court and chase my ball… Continue reading An Update From Miles The Jacked Russell: Check Out My Cool New Toy!
Here I am in my home state of Ohio! It's just as cold and gray as I remember, and I still love it. People are simpler here; they're not as pretentious as the wealthy suburbanites in Cary who all buy the same cookie cutter house for $400k and drive the same $80k luxury SUV in… Continue reading Vacation In Ohio!
Getting a puppy for Christmas is one of those adorable quintessential holiday moments that we see so often in movies. Of course it's cute; the little puppy wags its tail, licks its new person's face, and they live happily ever after, right? Wrong. Unfortunately, those movies don't tell the whole story. They don't show you… Continue reading Don’t Get Your Kids A Puppy For Christmas Unless You’re Prepared To Raise A Grown Dog!
I have really weird dreams sometimes, and they rarely make sense immediately upon waking up. I attribute my likelihood of having weird dreams to a few different possible sources: 1. My super fun anxiety 2. My penchance for cheap Franzia wine late at night 3. My overactive writer imagination 4. My weird ass life and… Continue reading My Subconscious Congratulated Me On Getting Out Of An Abusive Relationship