Mom Started Leaving All The Time And I Hate It: By Miles

Hi everyone! It's me, Miles! I haven't been able to talk to you in awhile because my paws for too big for the keyboard and Mom has been busy. She used to stay home with Crackers and I all the time, but now she started leaving again and I don't like it. She comes home… Continue reading Mom Started Leaving All The Time And I Hate It: By Miles

Marriage Victories

I've been married for a year or so, and, because I have a very strange mind that makes me stay up late thinking about all kinds of random shit, I got to thinking about all the things my husband and I have accomplished in our time together (almost 3 years including the time before we… Continue reading Marriage Victories

Food Delivery: It’s Not Just For College Kids Anymore

If you read my blog regularly, you already know that I prefer to work an entire pile of 10-99 contract jobs rather than being stuck in one soul-sucking corporate 9-5. Unfortunately, contract work can be fickle and sometimes contracts fall through at inopportune times, making me regroup and find another revenue stream quickly. This happened… Continue reading Food Delivery: It’s Not Just For College Kids Anymore

Halloween And Me: A Long Complicated Relationship

It's almost Halloween again, and this year I've already decided to forego the costumes and stuff I usually do. Why? Well, I've always had a strange relationship with Halloween, thanks to my terrible religious upbringing, and now once again I find myself being discouraged from having any kind of fun with it because the entire… Continue reading Halloween And Me: A Long Complicated Relationship

Dear NBA Commentators: Please Shut Up About Lebron Already

Yes, we Cavs fans are well aware that what's his face got bored with our midwestern simplicity yet again and jetted off to Hollywood. Don't worry, we haven't forgotten. Why then do you still talk about him constantly while commentating Cavs games that he has nothing to do with? Could you at least respect our… Continue reading Dear NBA Commentators: Please Shut Up About Lebron Already

Lactose Intolerance Has Ruined Restaurants For Me (Except Sushi) And It Sucks

Everyone likes going out to eat, especially the person who does the majority of the cooking in the household. It’s nice to have someone else take over that responsibility sometimes, but it sucks trying to find something on the menu if you have dietary restrictions. I wasn’t born lactose intolerant, so I grew up eating… Continue reading Lactose Intolerance Has Ruined Restaurants For Me (Except Sushi) And It Sucks

Hurricane Michael Scott Is About To Make Us All Really Wet

That's what she said! Here we go again in the midst of hurricane season in the Carolinas. It hasn't even been a month since Florence devastated much of North and South Carolina. Many areas are still rebuilding and the ground is still completely saturated from all the rain that storm brought us. Yet, here comes… Continue reading Hurricane Michael Scott Is About To Make Us All Really Wet