Song Parody – Hit That Claritin One More Time

One of the ideas I had for my blog moving forward is to parody songs, and this one was inspired by the early rise of the evil pollen this year. As a person who is allergic to pretty much the entire state of NC, I’ve never experienced the misery quite this early before. So, without further coughing and sneezing, here is my parody of Britney Spears’ “Hit Me Baby One More Time.” (Disclaimer: Obviously I do not own the rights to Britney’s song. I’m just borrowing it and I’m not making any money on this. It’s just for fun.)

Hit that Claritin One More Time

Oh pollen pollen
How was I supposed to know
That you’d come early this year?
Oh pollen pollen
I really wish you’d just go
But now you’re in my lungs yeah
Show me how miserable you want me
Tell me quickly so I can go to Walgreens
Because

My allergies are killing me
And I, I must confess that I can’t breathe (I can’t breathe)
Whenever you’re here I lose my mind
Watery eyeeeeees
Hit that Claritin one more time

Oh pollen pollen
I can’t breathe thanks to you
Watery eyes got me blinded
Oh ugly pollen
There’s nothing I wouldn’t do
To breathe the way I want to
Show me how miserable you want me
Tell me quickly so I can go to Walgreens
Because

My allergies are killing me
And I, I must confess that I can’t breathe (I can’t breathe)
Whenever you’re here I lose my mind
Watery eyeeeeees
Hit that Claritin one more time

Oh pollen pollen, how was I supposed to know?
Oh pollen pollen, please just fucking go!
I must confess that my allergies are killing me nowwwww
Don’t you know that I can’t breathe?
I’m stuck with you here
Watery eyeeeees
Hit that Claritin one more time