Anna’s “Amazon” Reviews Of Random Shit: Husband

👩🏻 Anna Y.

August 22, 2019

Verified Purchase

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Arrived Late But Worth The Wait!

I initially placed my order for a husband roughly 10 years ago. At that time, they sent me a “boyfriend” prototype that was supposed to transform into a husband. Unfortunately, that prototype was missing its empathy chip, which made it act like a major asshole quite often, and the “commitment mode” switch, which was supposed to facilitate the transformation into husband, seemed to be completely broken. So I called customer service to complain. They were very nice and promised to exchange it for me. I sent the defective prototype back and waited anxiously, only to receive a notice the next day that husbands were out of stock at the moment and I’d have to be placed on a waitlist. Four years later, I had forgotten I’d even placed the order, but I was reminded when I received a shipping confirmation email. I wasn’t even sure I still wanted a husband, but I figured I might as well try it out. At first, it was weird having a husband, but in a good way. This husband is capable of 100% commitment mode, unlike so many of the other prototypes out there, and his empathy chip is well-tuned, so he doesn’t act like a self-righteous douche canoe. He respects women, contributes to the household equally, and he has an upgraded comedy chip to keep me laughing. Before the trial period was even over, I knew I would be keeping this husband forever. Despite the initial defective product I was sent and the long wait to receive the proper one, I have to award five stars because even though he was late, he was worth the wait. Definitely recommend! But not mine, go get your own husband. Seriously, hands off!