Dream Cheating

Cheating is never good. I mean, there’s a whole show devoted to catching unfaithful partners in the act so that their significant others can upgrade to someone better. Perhaps my affinity for watching Cheaters, Maury, etc has something to do with the strange dream I had last night.

In my dream, I was wandering around a bar and suddenly I saw my husband leaning on the bar getting awfully friendly with another woman. I approached and the woman (hanging on him) said to him “Who’s your friend?” So of course I answered “Friend? I’m his wife!” Then he backed away from her and, as we were walking out of the bar, I saw him pull his wedding band out of his pocket and try to slip it back on before I would notice. Well, that didn’t work! Cut scene to a very quiet car ride as I was so pissed off I wasn’t even talking to him. Then I woke up.

What the hell, subconscious?! I know my husband would never cheat on me because he’s not a douche like so many other guys I’ve been with.

So anyway, don’t cheat! Even in dreams. If you do, Joey Greco might show up and say “Hi, I’m Joey Greco with Dream Cheaters.” 😂

I have some really strange dreams sometimes! What’s the weirdest dream you’ve ever had?

2 thoughts on “Dream Cheating”

  1. My brain loves to drum up dreams about exes – particularly the abusive one … and in the dream it’s always so lovely and nice and he never beat me at all. When I wake up I’m like “Hello brain, you’re happily married to a fantastic man! Why are you trying to make this douche canoe look like a nice guy?”

    Oh, the head is a funny place sometimes.

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